vandalizer | MEME OVERFLOW

Yeah? Is that why you said you'd spank me? Eager to get me to the hot springs so you can put me over your knee? I've kept good care of my skin, you know. The contrast after impact would probably be very pretty.

[Heheheh. He's falling apart and she's loving every second of it. She wishes she could see his face. Ah, the weekend cannot come fast enough.]

Spankings are meant for disciplining and not pleasure, dammit! Don't tell me that you're become a masochist for trouble while I've been busy. The hell you've been up to over there asides putting pubs out of business?

[He has to awkwardly put up more of a tough front here! Even if he sounds annoyed, there is some concern in his tone about any other antics that she's been involved with. That overconfidence and recklessness of hers is enough to bring him some worry.]

Oh, you know! A mixture of papers good enough to pay off demolition-level property damage and adventures that would give you heart burn.

[So like... the usual?]

Hah, I dunno about getting heart burn... I've been through enough shit to make a novelist start blushing. But if you wanna help me into my rocking chair, be my guest.

[It's fine when he makes sarcastic old man jokes at himself, but throws a fit whenever people direct those at him sometimes. What a weirdo. There's a short pause after that...]

You know, I'm probably overdue with giving you a little gift. The last time was bath goods, wasn't it?

[Ah, yeah... the bath stuff. That was certainly a time. She can't say she doesn't miss it, though.]

...Ah, yeah. It was. Don't have any weird ideas for the next one, do you?

You say like that I've always got weird ideas. All things considered, you won't have the homefield advantage next time and I won't be walking onto enemy territory.

[She won't be able to see his face, but she could definitely feel the shadiness in his tone... Almost like he's like the actual villain in this scenario with that dark chuckle to follow.]

Hehe... But I've still got the element of surprise. Wanna take any guesses on what I might cook up?

No, I don't think I will. If I actually guess right you'll just pout and get depressed.

[Weenie.]

You little shit... All I'm hearing are the sounds of a stuck-up girl who's afraid of losing.

[Bitch.]

Is that it? You intend to bring me down a peg, old man?

[Geezer.]

"Pride cometh before the fall" as the saying goes. You've been riding so pretty on your high horse that you can't see the nasty bumps in the road.

[Brat.]

I suppose we'll see what kind of comeuppance I'm due for when we meet at those hot springs. Will it be a whole-weekend affair?

I'm planning on that, yeah. It's not like I've got any requests I gotta do around that time and I'm overdue for a bit of a vacation.

[There's a pause.]

So where do you want me to pick you up? If you don't want me to bring you any attention, then you can make it secluded if you want.

I go to University now, it's not that big of a deal.

[Actually having Luvia stew over it might be nice. Come pick her up in London!!!]

For real? Well, alright then. I'm kinda curious what your campus looks like.

[Once Rin gives him the University location, Van makes sure to mark it down on his GPS and makes the drive there on the destined day!

And once he's finally arrived, he'll be taking a moment to walk through the park and onto the campus grounds with a low whistle from his lips. A shady old bum like him might stand out in such a fancy looking place. In fact, there might already be some whispers of a 'shady, yet hot guy dressed in black and blue' walking around here!]

Daaaamn... This whole city reminds me of Oración back home. Whenever you've got the right connections, you probably can't help and have a bit of an ego for this fancy shindig of a school.

[Right before he steps into one of the halls he'll have a strong hand gripping the collar of his jacket and yanking him back. Much like someone scruffing an animal.]

You could have just called me.

[Erk! He wanted to explore a bit more for better or worst! Pulled back, he couldn't help and flash her a rather mischievous smirk.]

Ah-- Oh c'mon, Rin Rin! I just wanted to surprise ya! Plus you can't blame a guy for having a strong sense of adventure.

If you have the chance to ruin any falsely high reputation my fellow classmates make of you then having you pick me up here is worth nothing. Back to your car, okay?

[Tohsaka strong arms him back in the direction he came from.]

I'm getting the distinct impression that you're embarrassed of me. Or maybe you're shy of introducing me to your pals? I know I'm a shady dude, but I don't bite too badly.

[He chuckles as he shrugs and decides to head outside back into the yard and let her take the lead. Thankfully for her, he didn't get too far inside!]

Shady, you say, as if all mages aren't of that persuasion.

[After shoving him forward a bit she lets go of his jacket.]

How long are we going to be gone for?

They do say that birds of a feather flock together. Though I don't plan on fully submitting to the darkness.

[He doesn't mind living a grey area lifestyle, but there were still firm lines that even he wouldn't cross.]

It'll be a two day trip if you're willing to put up with me for that long. Do you have any personal business that you wanna take care of before then?

[Tohsaka rolls her eyes at the first bit. What a drama queen.]

Not at all. I'm prepared to have a good weekend. Aren't you?

Sure am! I've been long overdue for some rest and relaxation. It's gonna be even better with some company.

[Wow, let him be edgy and hardcore! With his hands in his coat pockets, he'll be walking over to the parking lot... Then once he approaches his car, he'll be opening the passenger's seat for her.]

But you know... You've definitely gotten a bit taller, haven't ya? Not only that, you've even switched up hair styles on me.

Taller? Are you sure that's not your imagination?

[She'll climb into his car, and will be careful to tuck her skirt underneath her as she settles in shotgun.]

I don't think so. Feels like you've grown an inch or two to me. C'mon now, I'm giving you actual praise here.

[Van's eyes do wander to her legs for a split second, but he mentally scolds himself for letting them do that. Shutting the door and moving over to the driver's side, he'll be starting up the car and starts driving ahead!]

I've got the radio here if you wanna listen to anything special. I ain't too picky with music, ya know.

Maybe you just shrank in your old age.

[Sorry but she's old at heart, and puts on a orchestral classics station after buckling up.]

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