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AGH! How irritating! He literally said the same thing yesterday! The both of you oughta learn some respect before a being higher than you!
AGH! How irritating! He literally said the same thing yesterday! The both of you oughta learn some respect before a being higher than you!
Edited 2023-03-15 00:45 (UTC)
[There's so much that she can say about the first thing, but she decides not to poke more about that. If she couldn't comprehend that much, then...]
He's taking a nap right now. Do you want a quick little snapshot of his sleeping face for your personal records?
He's taking a nap right now. Do you want a quick little snapshot of his sleeping face for your personal records?
[Continued from here!]
HEY NOW
Why are you bringing up THAT up!? I don't know how I should feel about you sounding so damn proud about that!
HEY NOW
Why are you bringing up THAT up!? I don't know how I should feel about you sounding so damn proud about that!
Shut up. You're acting like I've been living rent free in your head!
I had other things to think about.
like
My car
I had other things to think about.
like
My car
I AIN'T STRUGGLING
If anything, YOU should be thankful that you don't have to hear me! I've got a whole lot of lecturing I've been dying to dish out!
If anything, YOU should be thankful that you don't have to hear me! I've got a whole lot of lecturing I've been dying to dish out!
Fine. You're asking for it!
[He says as he calls up her number immediately and once she answers, she'll be answering that usual gruff and grumpy voice.]
Yo, Miss Delinquent. You ordered a call for someone to set you straight on the 'correct' path?
[Like he's one to talk about walking down the correct path since he's always walking the blurred line between light and darkness itself. Plus he was a delinquent in high school himself. If there was a hypocrisy alarm, it would be ringing hard.]
[He says as he calls up her number immediately and once she answers, she'll be answering that usual gruff and grumpy voice.]
Yo, Miss Delinquent. You ordered a call for someone to set you straight on the 'correct' path?
[Like he's one to talk about walking down the correct path since he's always walking the blurred line between light and darkness itself. Plus he was a delinquent in high school himself. If there was a hypocrisy alarm, it would be ringing hard.]
["For Aidios' sake..." he thinks at the back of his mind. He should've smelt something fishy from the start, but no... He's already fallen for her trap! But Van reassures himself that he's been through far worst than this. He can do this, he can do this...!]
Ugh... W-Well, you're definitely being bad so far. If you're a good girl, I'll give you a headpat. [A beat.] Or rub your shoulders if you've been feeling stressed lately.
[That's right... She's grown a bit more. He should treat her a little more like an adult, shouldn't he?]
Ugh... W-Well, you're definitely being bad so far. If you're a good girl, I'll give you a headpat. [A beat.] Or rub your shoulders if you've been feeling stressed lately.
[That's right... She's grown a bit more. He should treat her a little more like an adult, shouldn't he?]
[Ah, she can hear it. The way he has to work himself up to talk. How he corrects himself after mentioning "headpat". She's won.]
Oh, I'm not sure I can be good unless you show me the errors of my ways. Are you not up for it anymore? Has your little girl gotten too big to handle~?
Oh, I'm not sure I can be good unless you show me the errors of my ways. Are you not up for it anymore? Has your little girl gotten too big to handle~?
You... Quit jerking me off-- [Wait, wait. Phrasing, Van.] I mean, around. That's a part of you that hasn't changed thinking that you can get whatever you want just by batting your eyebrows all cute-like and talkin' to me all sweet!
[It's like a red devil that's come back into his life. His life has gotten more boring without her around, but...]
Look, I'll admit that you might sound more mature... But don't get a swelled head over it! You're still the same bratty kid that you've always been on the inside!
[It's like a red devil that's come back into his life. His life has gotten more boring without her around, but...]
Look, I'll admit that you might sound more mature... But don't get a swelled head over it! You're still the same bratty kid that you've always been on the inside!
Yeah? Is that why you said you'd spank me? Eager to get me to the hot springs so you can put me over your knee? I've kept good care of my skin, you know. The contrast after impact would probably be very pretty.
[Heheheh. He's falling apart and she's loving every second of it. She wishes she could see his face. Ah, the weekend cannot come fast enough.]
[Heheheh. He's falling apart and she's loving every second of it. She wishes she could see his face. Ah, the weekend cannot come fast enough.]
Spankings are meant for disciplining and not pleasure, dammit! Don't tell me that you're become a masochist for trouble while I've been busy. The hell you've been up to over there asides putting pubs out of business?
[He has to awkwardly put up more of a tough front here! Even if he sounds annoyed, there is some concern in his tone about any other antics that she's been involved with. That overconfidence and recklessness of hers is enough to bring him some worry.]
[He has to awkwardly put up more of a tough front here! Even if he sounds annoyed, there is some concern in his tone about any other antics that she's been involved with. That overconfidence and recklessness of hers is enough to bring him some worry.]
Hah, I dunno about getting heart burn... I've been through enough shit to make a novelist start blushing. But if you wanna help me into my rocking chair, be my guest.
[It's fine when he makes sarcastic old man jokes at himself, but throws a fit whenever people direct those at him sometimes. What a weirdo. There's a short pause after that...]
You know, I'm probably overdue with giving you a little gift. The last time was bath goods, wasn't it?
[It's fine when he makes sarcastic old man jokes at himself, but throws a fit whenever people direct those at him sometimes. What a weirdo. There's a short pause after that...]
You know, I'm probably overdue with giving you a little gift. The last time was bath goods, wasn't it?
You say like that I've always got weird ideas. All things considered, you won't have the homefield advantage next time and I won't be walking onto enemy territory.
[She won't be able to see his face, but she could definitely feel the shadiness in his tone... Almost like he's like the actual villain in this scenario with that dark chuckle to follow.]
Hehe... But I've still got the element of surprise. Wanna take any guesses on what I might cook up?
[She won't be able to see his face, but she could definitely feel the shadiness in his tone... Almost like he's like the actual villain in this scenario with that dark chuckle to follow.]
Hehe... But I've still got the element of surprise. Wanna take any guesses on what I might cook up?
You little shit... All I'm hearing are the sounds of a stuck-up girl who's afraid of losing.
[Bitch.]
[Bitch.]
"Pride cometh before the fall" as the saying goes. You've been riding so pretty on your high horse that you can't see the nasty bumps in the road.
[Brat.]
[Brat.]
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