Hah, I dunno about getting heart burn... I've been through enough shit to make a novelist start blushing. But if you wanna help me into my rocking chair, be my guest.

[It's fine when he makes sarcastic old man jokes at himself, but throws a fit whenever people direct those at him sometimes. What a weirdo. There's a short pause after that...]

You know, I'm probably overdue with giving you a little gift. The last time was bath goods, wasn't it?